1. If you can not smash ur phone on the ground when it hang,,,
Never hit a woman , when u r angry …..😌😌😌

2. If you see the way she was holding the mic in church you will understand why I collected her number πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ˜

3.  Don’t make urself too available…..
Use absence to earn respect,
scarcity increase the value of a product

4. My dear, please change your profile picture in a while! This is social media not national IDπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž

5. HUSBAND: Oh, Honey! Anytime I eat this food, I fall in Love with you all over again.

WIFE: That’s what you say whenever I COOK with my MONEY! Keep your LOVE, you are owing me N10k, period!
Still stunning

6. Nobody knows short cuts, more than a driver who doesn’t have driver’s license.

7. Does your parents know that you’re crying over a guy that is not eligible to borrow airtime from Airtel😏😏
I come in peace🚢🚢🚢

8. It’s only in Nollywood the chief will offer the poor village boy 10million Naira to stay away from his daughter and the useless idiot will say, “Chief, no amount of money will take away the love I have for your daughter” πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

9.. Between you and your boyfriend who is gonna get married first😨