HAPPINESS IS FREE

1. Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you’re even scared of leaving them cause you know you will be the next topicπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuff like “I want to forget everything and move on” forget what little sister?.(The multiplication table?)πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

3. When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sickπŸ€”πŸ€” ( I am a witness)🀣🀣🀣.

4. If your girlfriend gives you money, it’s either shes ugly or older than you, some times even both. We know these things.

5. My weed toffee is missing and my grandma is twerking non-stop.

Please oo, should I tell them πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž

6. Instead of writing KNOWLEDGE as “NOLEJ”, they decided to waste letters kΙ›kΙ›

These English people are fake πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

7. Cheating is a calling….. If you are not called, you will be caught πŸ€€πŸ€“πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Since God is against it….you will be πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ who stoned me?????

8.  When a woman’s husband dies, she may take 2 to three years to accept another man but when a man’s wife dies he even approaches another woman during his late wife’s burial ceremony.

A soldier is always a soldier.
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9. The relationship you are in now, did you steal it or it’s rightfully yours? Don’t scroll down am talking to you.

Answer oooooooo toom.
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10. Imagine walking with your mom and ur boyfriend is passin in the same road
Boom u hear ur mom saying this boy is ugly

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11. Jonson cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why?…………To avoid the side effects!
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12. Sometimes it’s good to visit your wife workplace to see if your kids doesn’t look like her manager or colleagues.

Thank you!

13. Please our Dear wives, when you are pregnant, Dress well and make your hair.. You’re pregnant and not madπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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