JOKE OF THE CENTURY
A grandson, noticed his grandpa who looked rather tensed so to break the ice, he asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school….
What is the difference between ‘Wife’ and ‘Girlfriend?’
Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;
Listen Son ,
Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home you watch TV,
but when you go out you take your MOBILE.
Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time, you play with your MOBILE.
TV is (as good as) free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable
but for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote
but MOBILE doesn’t.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!😝
Last but not least!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don’t have viruses, but MOBILES often do😂
And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.
Stick to TV only
Issued in Public interest!