1. I heard India was the first country to do brain surgery successfully……
Something that my mother can do with ordinary slap 👵🏽👵🏽
2. You said you are living in an estate, ordinary voice note wey we do,goat and fowl no let me hear word.🤣😂
3. Boy’s with their wahala 😥 How Can He Save Someone’s Number With “”Aisha Protest, Hawau Endsar’s😏
4. Can you recite the 36 states and capital?* 🙄
Or it a long story 🥱
5. Poverty will just make some girlsthink that if a guy doesn’t give them money he doesn’t love them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6. I’m hosting a party s0on
Everything is Free
EXIT FEE- 2000NAIRA
7. Success isn’t by hard work it’s grace
Even Dangote cannot carry 1 bag of his cement😏😏
8.. Don’t be wicked… You are passing through challenges and you are asking God “Why me” Who should it be? Me or* 😏
9.. Manchester United new signing
Edinson Cavanni: “My dream is to win the EPL Golden Boot like Manchester United Legends such as, Rooney and Solskjaer.
Reporter “But those players never won the EPL Golden Boot.
Edisson Cavanni: “Yes, they had a dream too.
Reporter: “You’re right😂😂😂😂
10. Somebody Bought Slim Tea And Started Drinking It With Bread,Milk And Sugar.
Weldone!That Is Called Balanced Slimmer
11. Bag of rice 36k las las na indomie we go cook chop for Christmas😂😂😂😂😂
12. In this country, you can have freedom to speech but freedom after speech is what I’m not sure of
13. At times you have to forget that you are a graduate, put your qualifications aside and hustle like a dropout. Never let ur papers make you a pauper.😀😁😀😀😁😀
14. Who else can switch from Gen to NEPA without the T.V going off😁
15. Sometimes I just open fridge and close it Gbaaam.
It makes me feel like I have bought a new car.
16. Its not as if I can’t afford to buy a car…. I just haven’t seen the colour I like, DARK WHITE
if you see one, Abeg let me know*😁😁😁