All glory be to Almighty God in Heaven, the one that made the Land Portion to be 30% and the water portion of the earth to be 70%.
1. Sometimes try checking the account details of some of the gals on social media. There you will see that Mizz Empress Arquah Obaapa Helena Gomez is called Helena Atutumbilagoba in real life.
2. You can’t change the direction of the wind, but You can adjust Your sails to always reach Your destination.
3. *Never fake yourself just to look perfect because Perfection is never real and Reality is never Perfect!*
4. The Devil tempts men most when they have money. Women are tempted most when they don’t have money.
For us to keep the devil away…whenever you have money, give it to your wife so that while you walk without money, she walks with money, and the devil is kept away from both of you…..!!!!! Solution found 🤔😂😂😂🕺🏽🕺🏽
5. I gave my neighbour’s child $10.00 to go and buy me a sack of potatoes for $8.00 and take the remaining $2.00 for helping me.
The little child came back eating biscuits and gave me $8.00 change and told me that the sack of potatoes is $9.00.😫😫😫😫😂😂😂😂😂
6. Show him your business plan and ask him for funding.
Stop asking for wigs,shoes, clothes and iPhone😐😐
7. I wonder who looks at my dp and say ‘I wish you were mine’
Dm dear, don’t be shy ☺️
8. Sometimes I just want to be alone 😪
Especially after cooking indomie and egg 😌😋
9. My sister hustle oooooo, before one girl will come and snatch your man with the luring word ‘Let’s Go out, all bills on me.’
I talk my own finish oooooooo 🤕
10. Motivational speakers will be like
“I started my poultry with just a feather🤪😸
11. At what age did you know that FEAR means false evidence appearing real 😅
12. Doctor’s Handwriting : ﹏﹏, ﹏﹏, ﹏﹏.
What I see: ∮₪₮￦¢π€, ￦¢π, ∮₪₮￦¢.
What the nurse sees: Paracetamol, Injection, Vitamin C.
Warris all this???😅😂😂😂
13. After reading biology all nights 4 an exam den u get 2 skull d next day&see ur classmates wit four figure table, maths set&calculator😂
Afiki Jesu Sha’Anu🙆♀
14. Boys Fight: 🤼♂
After 5 Minutes: 👬
Girls Fight: 🤼♀
Two Years: 🚶♀ 🚶🏿♀