All glory be to Almighty God in Heaven, the one that made the Land Portion to be 30% and the water portion of the earth to be 70%.

1. Sometimes try checking the account details of some of the gals on social media. There you will see that Mizz Empress Arquah Obaapa Helena Gomez is called Helena Atutumbilagoba in real life.

2. You can’t change the direction of the wind, but You can adjust Your sails to always reach Your destination.

3. *Never fake yourself just to look perfect because Perfection is never real and Reality is never Perfect!*


4. The Devil tempts men most when they have money. Women are tempted most when they don’t have money.
For us to keep the devil away…whenever you have money, give it to your wife so that while you walk without money, she walks with money, and the devil is kept away from both of you…..!!!!! Solution found ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ

5. I gave my neighbour’s child $10.00 to go and buy me a sack of potatoes for $8.00 and take the remaining $2.00 for helping me.

The little child came back eating biscuits and gave me $8.00 change and told me that the sack of potatoes is $9.00.๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. Show him your business plan and ask him for funding.
Stop asking for wigs,shoes, clothes and iPhone๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

7. I wonder who looks at my dp and say ‘I wish you were mine’

Dm dear, don’t be shy โ˜บ๏ธ

8. Sometimes I just want to be alone ๐Ÿ˜ช

Especially after cooking indomie and egg ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‹

9. My sister hustle oooooo, before one girl will come and snatch your man with the luring word ‘Let’s Go out, all bills on me.’

I talk my own finish oooooooo ๐Ÿค•

10. Motivational speakers will be like
“I started my poultry with just a feather๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ธ

11. At what age did you know that FEAR means false evidence appearing real ๐Ÿ˜…

12. Doctor’s Handwriting : ๏น๏น, ๏น๏น, ๏น๏น.
What I see: โˆฎโ‚ชโ‚ฎ๏ฟฆยขฯ€โ‚ฌ, ๏ฟฆยขฯ€, โˆฎโ‚ชโ‚ฎ๏ฟฆยข.
What the nurse sees: Paracetamol, Injection, Vitamin C.
Warris all this???๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

13. After reading biology all nights 4 an exam den u get 2 skull d next day&see ur classmates wit four figure table, maths set&calculator๐Ÿ˜‚

Afiki Jesu Sha’Anu๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€

14. Boys Fight: ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚
After 5 Minutes: ๐Ÿ‘ฌ

Girls Fight: ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™€
Two Years: ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€ ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€

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