1. Who is the celebrity of the year 2020?
a. Corona Virus
b. End Sars
Or πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
c. Onions? πŸ€”

2. Car manufacturers should be putting horn button at the passengers seat. We also have people to greet.


3. Police arrested u , u dey inside police van dey wave me , when that friendships start.


4. That awkward moment in the exam hall when you see everyone using pencil and you don’t know what they are using if for… πŸ§πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜†πŸ˜

5. Nothing is free πŸ€” even Listening 🧏🏻 you have to pay attentionπŸ˜‰

6. There’s nothing more painful than getting “blocked” by the person you are planning to “block”πŸ™†

7. πŸ”±Dear Ladies, what’s the purpose of wearing a mini skirt and spend the whole day dragging it downπŸ˜•πŸ˜•

8. πŸ”±One cup of rice contains *7326 grains*, pls don’t buy if it is not complete.

I will count Beans tomorrow. Pls someone should help me count Garri *I hate cheating*.

9. πŸ”±Abeg apart of Filling station, what other business can I open with 5k? πŸ™„πŸ€·

10. If a soldier Slap you,, slap him back πŸ€”
He’s not the one feeding you πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸšΆ

11. Mathematics was so simple in primary school until i met this two idiots Y and X 😭😭😭

12. Can you abondon your studies because of education and go to school?πŸ™„πŸ™„

Let us discuss please. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ

13. Nowadays the evil that men do, surprises even the devilπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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