HAPPY SUNDAY TO EVERYONE.
1. Who is the celebrity of the year 2020?
a. Corona Virus
b. End Sars
c. Onions? 🤔
2. Car manufacturers should be putting horn button at the passengers seat. We also have people to greet.
3. Police arrested u , u dey inside police van dey wave me , when that friendships start.
4. That awkward moment in the exam hall when you see everyone using pencil and you don’t know what they are using if for… 🧐🧐🤔🤔😆😁
5. Nothing is free 🤔 even Listening 🧏🏻 you have to pay attention😉
6. There’s nothing more painful than getting “blocked” by the person you are planning to “block”🙆
7. 🔱Dear Ladies, what’s the purpose of wearing a mini skirt and spend the whole day dragging it down😕😕
8. 🔱One cup of rice contains *7326 grains*, pls don’t buy if it is not complete.
I will count Beans tomorrow. Pls someone should help me count Garri *I hate cheating*.
9. 🔱Abeg apart of Filling station, what other business can I open with 5k? 🙄🤷
10. If a soldier Slap you,, slap him back 🤔
He’s not the one feeding you 🙄🙄🚶
11. Mathematics was so simple in primary school until i met this two idiots Y and X 😭😭😭
12. Can you abondon your studies because of education and go to school?🙄🙄
Let us discuss please. 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
13. Nowadays the evil that men do, surprises even the devil🤣🤣😂