1. Why do cow wear bells? because their horns don’t work!


2. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay!


3. What do you call a small mother?


A minimum.

4. Early in the morning, rolling out of bed is easy but getting up off the floor is another story.

Mama Tinuke!
Am I right?


5. My neighbour’s goat is missing, and instead of him to come and ask me, he just travelled to his village.

Is that how to do things?

6. Hear about the new restaurant called KARMA,?

There is no menu- You get what you deserve.


7. You will never see a man with money complaining about women loving moneyπŸ’°? TRUE OR FALSE

8. Some people were destined to become a DOCTOR.. But based on the pretence of weed 🚬, they have no other choice but to become a conDOCTOR…Be wise😏😏😏

9. One girl posted “I love my bed, so soft and big”
The moment I liked it, she deleted the post…. She didn’t even allow me to comment sef..

Well she’s my neighbour and she sleeps on a mat..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. The handwriting of a medical doctor is directly proportional to the incantation of a native doctor. They are both confusing.

11. πŸ”±Dear undergraduates, please learn a skill before graduating.πŸ™„It’s not funny out there o. No be by Done & Dusted.😏

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