REFRESHMENTS

         

1. Why do cow wear bells? because their horns don’t work!

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2. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay!

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3. What do you call a small mother?

LOL

A minimum.
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4. Early in the morning, rolling out of bed is easy but getting up off the floor is another story.

Mama Tinuke!
Am I right?

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5. My neighbour’s goat is missing, and instead of him to come and ask me, he just travelled to his village.

Is that how to do things?
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6. Hear about the new restaurant called KARMA,?

There is no menu- You get what you deserve.

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

7. You will never see a man with money complaining about women loving moneyπŸ’°? TRUE OR FALSE

8. Some people were destined to become a DOCTOR.. But based on the pretence of weed 🚬, they have no other choice but to become a conDOCTOR…Be wise😏😏😏

9. One girl posted “I love my bed, so soft and big”
The moment I liked it, she deleted the post…. She didn’t even allow me to comment sef..

Well she’s my neighbour and she sleeps on a mat..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. The handwriting of a medical doctor is directly proportional to the incantation of a native doctor. They are both confusing.

11. πŸ”±Dear undergraduates, please learn a skill before graduating.πŸ™„It’s not funny out there o. No be by Done & Dusted.😏

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