HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE TO EVERYONE.

1. No cheating 😎😎😎 please close your eyes and write FACEBOOK ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼

Mine:- Facebjjk πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

2. Ladies what delicious food can you cook with #200?
πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

If I hear indomie, I will report you to my daddy.

3. I’m in my neighbor’s house and they are about to eat, am
seeing 4plates and we are 5, I wonder who is not hungry..πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈβ˜ΉοΈβ˜ΉοΈ

4. πŸ”±But wait ooo, The “ROMAN FIGURES” they forced us to learn in school

What’s the usefulness now?? πŸ€”

5. Before u act rich on social media*
*Try block us wey be ur neighbors .
E get whyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚πŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚πŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚

6. This December we don’t need invitation cards, we see a tentβ›Ί *BOOM!!!*πŸ’₯, we are thereπŸƒπŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

7. *Women with shoeπŸ‘  size 39 and above don’t fall In love, they land in loveπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚*
Gbozaa!!!πŸ’₯🀣

8. My sister, don’t marry a man living in a family house, you will never enjoy that marriage.
This is Nigeria not ZeeworldπŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

9.*Christmas don finish and u still hold ur neighbor plate πŸ™„… U no wan chop new year food? 😏*πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ

10. *Traveling to the village dis festive period is at owners risk*.
*If govt declare lockdown it’s either u’ll become a farmer or a hunter* πŸ˜„πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ

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