HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE TO EVERYONE.
1. No cheating 😎😎😎 please close your eyes and write FACEBOOK ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼
Mine:- Facebjjk 😋😋😋😋
2. Ladies what delicious food can you cook with #200?
If I hear indomie, I will report you to my daddy.
3. I’m in my neighbor’s house and they are about to eat, am
seeing 4plates and we are 5, I wonder who is not hungry..🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️☹️☹️
4. 🔱But wait ooo, The “ROMAN FIGURES” they forced us to learn in school
What’s the usefulness now?? 🤔
5. Before u act rich on social media*
*Try block us wey be ur neighbors .
E get why😂😂😂
6. This December we don’t need invitation cards, we see a tent⛺ *BOOM!!!*💥, we are there🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
7. *Women with shoe👠 size 39 and above don’t fall In love, they land in love😂😂 😂*
8. My sister, don’t marry a man living in a family house, you will never enjoy that marriage.
This is Nigeria not Zeeworld🙄😒😒
9.*Christmas don finish and u still hold ur neighbor plate 🙄… U no wan chop new year food? 😏*🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️
10. *Traveling to the village dis festive period is at owners risk*.
*If govt declare lockdown it’s either u’ll become a farmer or a hunter* 😄😆😂🤣🤣🤣🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🕵️♂️