HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF US

1. Sometimes, it is not always your village people that are disturbing you at night it is your bedsheets.*

WASH IT…πŸ˜’

2. Mallam Usman lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report.
Bank manager : But I warned u to be careful with your chequebook mallam, cos anyone can forge your signature.
Mallam: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won’t have space to forge my signature.. The Bank Manager fainted. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†. Have a beautiful evening & remember to put a smile 😊 on someone’s face.

3. I want a guy that is “faithful, loyal and honest ”
Oshey haunty national pledgeπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. Even if schools resumes after 4yrs, there is a legend somewhere who will extend it for weeks before reporting
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5. ATTENTION ATTENTION !!😳😳😳

If u are in Anambra, rush come Abakaliki street now now, I want to give you a bottle of water πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»

6. Today I bought an EGG for #70,pls did the fowl lay the eggπŸ₯š through labour room or through Operation???*🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣✊ i hate nonsense oooo..😑

7. According to D’mash campers, men only look for 3 things in a woman to marry: beauty, brain and character…

My sister, it’s called BBC.
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€βš•

7. A true friend is one who will join you in a fight and later ask you what you were fighting for.πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

8. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW A FEMALE MOSQUITO🦟🦟IT WILL ALWAYS FLY AROUND YOUR WALLET πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. Ronaldo and Messi didn’t just wake up one day and become the world best players, they trained so long with the leading of the Almighty God. πŸ’œβ€πŸ§‘πŸ’™πŸ’š

10. Lets learn French language, Common tooth appear, hmmmm…. anyway it is Comment tu t’appelle?

Which means what is your name?
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πŸ…•πŸ…πŸ…¨πŸ…”πŸ…‘

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