HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF US
1. Sometimes, it is not always your village people that are disturbing you at night it is your bedsheets.*
2. Mallam Usman lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report.
Bank manager : But I warned u to be careful with your chequebook mallam, cos anyone can forge your signature.
Mallam: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won’t have space to forge my signature.. The Bank Manager fainted. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆. Have a beautiful evening & remember to put a smile 😊 on someone’s face.
3. I want a guy that is “faithful, loyal and honest ”
Oshey haunty national pledge🇳🇬😂😂😂
4. Even if schools resumes after 4yrs, there is a legend somewhere who will extend it for weeks before reporting
5. ATTENTION ATTENTION !!😳😳😳
If u are in Anambra, rush come Abakaliki street now now, I want to give you a bottle of water 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
6. Today I bought an EGG for #70,pls did the fowl lay the egg🥚 through labour room or through Operation???*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✊ i hate nonsense oooo..😡
7. According to D’mash campers, men only look for 3 things in a woman to marry: beauty, brain and character…
My sister, it’s called BBC.
7. A true friend is one who will join you in a fight and later ask you what you were fighting for.🤔🤔🤔😏😏😆😆😆😆
8. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW A FEMALE MOSQUITO🦟🦟IT WILL ALWAYS FLY AROUND YOUR WALLET 😂😂😂😂
9. Ronaldo and Messi didn’t just wake up one day and become the world best players, they trained so long with the leading of the Almighty God. 💜❤🧡💙💚
10. Lets learn French language, Common tooth appear, hmmmm…. anyway it is Comment tu t’appelle?
Which means what is your name?