HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF US
1. Sometimes, it is not always your village people that are disturbing you at night it is your bedsheets.*
WASH IT…π
2. Mallam Usman lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report.
Bank manager : But I warned u to be careful with your chequebook mallam, cos anyone can forge your signature.
Mallam: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won’t have space to forge my signature.. The Bank Manager fainted. ππππππππππ. Have a beautiful evening & remember to put a smile π on someone’s face.
3. I want a guy that is “faithful, loyal and honest ”
Oshey haunty national pledgeπ³π¬πππ
4. Even if schools resumes after 4yrs, there is a legend somewhere who will extend it for weeks before reporting
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5. ATTENTION ATTENTION !!π³π³π³
If u are in Anambra, rush come Abakaliki street now now, I want to give you a bottle of water ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»
6. Today I bought an EGG for #70,pls did the fowl lay the eggπ₯ through labour room or through Operation???*π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£β i hate nonsense oooo..π‘
7. According to D’mash campers, men only look for 3 things in a woman to marry: beauty, brain and character…
My sister, it’s called BBC.
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7. A true friend is one who will join you in a fight and later ask you what you were fighting for.π€π€π€ππππππ
8. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW A FEMALE MOSQUITOπ¦π¦IT WILL ALWAYS FLY AROUND YOUR WALLET ππππ
9. Ronaldo and Messi didn’t just wake up one day and become the world best players, they trained so long with the leading of the Almighty God. πβ€π§‘ππ
10. Lets learn French language, Common tooth appear, hmmmm…. anyway it is Comment tu t’appelle?
Which means what is your name?
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