•  ABIOLA AZEEZ BABATUNDE A.KA. ADIGUN.
  • S.U.G PRESIDENT, FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC OFFA, KWARA STATE (2019/2020 ACADEMIC SESSION).                                                                       

JOKES 1-5

1. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
😎😎😎😎😎😎

2. Who will take me to a meat ball where spaghetti and sauce do go dance oooo? ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

3. Let me advice you guys, never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

4. People who hate you can influence others to hate you also, but the great news is they can’t stop God from blessing youπŸ‘‡

5. Please whose relationship is 100%…. I want to charge mine that is 5% ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

 

                

  • MURITALA SAHEED OLABANJI A.K.A SHEEDOR ALUTA.
  • S.U.G PRESIDENT (2018/2019 ACADEMIC SESSION) FEDPOFFA.

  

JOKES 6-10

6. Guys That Don’t Have Money To Buy Home Theatre Will Keep Saying “I Don’t Like Noise” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

POVERTY u are a bastard πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜’

7. When a woman says that she loves her children more than her husband, She is clearly telling a lieπŸ™„She can leave her children with her Neighbours, But she will not leave her husband with a neighbor for a minute. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Are we together??β˜ΉοΈπŸ€”.

8. So Which bird has the worst manners?

Mocking birds.

9. If 2020 was a person
I’d sue him for pain and suffering. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

10. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

 

         

DAUGHTER AND SON OF ENGR. ALABI-EYE JANET, LAGOS STATE, NIGERIA.

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