MR OLAGOKE HABEEB ADEMOLA
LECTURER FROM QUANTITY SURVEY DEPARTMENT, FEDPOFFA AND THE PRESIDENT ELECT OF ROTARY CLUB OF OFFA COSMOPOLITANT.
1. Blessed are those who finished their salaries in December, for they shall know the joy of fasting in January .😍😍😍
2. 1 + 1 =
The first person to get the answer correctly will sub 1h Airtime for me 😂
2. When Doctors write prescriptions,you won’t see it clearly but when they write the Bills it’s always clear😎😎😕😕🤕
3. American: I lost the fight 🤦
NIGERIAN: Na because se he press my neck 🤣🤣
4. One Man Carry his 5 children to do DNA TEST when he heard d price he left everything in the hand of God till judgement day 🤣🤣 it’s well
5. African Mom Be like…I’m talking and you are quiet which means I’m a fool right?💁♀️
S0N:” But Mommy….
Mom:” Keep Quiet!! I’m talking and you are talking are you Ok?…😒🤢
6. Yoruba men must now be very careful with that funny greeting, “how’re my children?” 🤭
L’ayee DNA 😏
7. KUKU KILL ME 😭😧😥
I paid a dear friend a visit. His wife served us supper with plenty meat, yet their kids had only sliced onions n tomatoes on their meals to eat. After the meal, I asked my friend why we had this plenty meat and his kids had none*. He said “what should I do, when they say they won’t eat frog 🐸?
I’m still vomiting 🙆🏽♂😮😲😲😲😪😪😪
8. Dem carry you go hospital 🏥 You Dey find bed wey near socket
U no well true true.
9. Short girls, hmmmmm…. how you go take that shoe on top of the cupboard, anyway you get neighbour Sha.
10. Your name is Joy and you are a sadness giver, see yourself……… I am coming.
Good morning world