MR OLAGOKE HABEEB ADEMOLA

LECTURER FROM QUANTITY SURVEY DEPARTMENT, FEDPOFFA AND THE PRESIDENT ELECT OF ROTARY CLUB OF OFFA COSMOPOLITANT.

1. Blessed are those who finished their salaries in December, for they shall know the joy of fasting in January .๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

2. 1 + 1 =

The first person to get the answer correctly will sub 1h Airtime for me ๐Ÿ˜‚

2. When Doctors write prescriptions,you won’t see it clearly but when they write the Bills it’s always clear๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿค•

3. American: I lost the fight ๐Ÿคฆ

NIGERIAN: Na because se he press my neck ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

4. One Man Carry his 5 children to do DNA TEST when he heard d price he left everything in the hand of God till judgement day ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ it’s well

5. African Mom Be like…I’m talking and you are quiet which means I’m a fool right?๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ
S0N:” But Mommy….
Mom:” Keep Quiet!! I’m talking and you are talking are you Ok?…๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคข

6. Yoruba men must now be very careful with that funny greeting, “how’re my children?” ๐Ÿคญ
L’ayee DNA ๐Ÿ˜

7. KUKU KILL ME ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฅ

I paid a dear friend a visit. His wife served us supper with plenty meat, yet their kids had only sliced onions n tomatoes on their meals to eat. After the meal, I asked my friend why we had this plenty meat and his kids had none*. He said โ€œwhat should I do, when they say they wonโ€™t eat frog ๐Ÿธ?
Iโ€™m still vomiting ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช

8. Dem carry you go hospital ๐Ÿฅ You Dey find bed wey near socket

โ˜น๏ธ
U no well true true.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’”

9. Short girls, hmmmmm…. how you go take that shoe on top of the cupboard, anyway you get neighbour Sha.

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

10. Your name is Joy and you are a sadness giver, see yourself……… I am coming.

Good morning world

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