ENGR. DR. BALOGUN, WAHEED OYELOLA (CURRENT ASUP CHAIRMAN) FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC OFFA, KWARA STATE, NIGERIA. He is a man that is marked for Grace, Favour, Mercy, Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding of Almighty God. A famous Chief Lecturer and a man that is just like an AMBASSADOR TO FEDPOFFA having the knowledge of Academics with many resounding philosophies.

 

EVENING REFRESHMENTS

1. There is a lot of difference between human being and being human. Very few understand it.

2. Have you ever set your eyes on Ramsey Nouh and Engr. Dr. Balogun, W.O in real life if not…… Ok call me and let me tell you, how you go see them.

 3. If i DM you, just reply and don’t check my Profile. I have already checked yours. You are my type, Don’t waste my time please! πŸ₯ΊπŸ™„

4. I am at a stage where I avoid noise and arguments. If you tell me Jompaul is the tallest person on earth. You are absolutely right πŸ₯΄

5.  Just because you’re slim doesn’t mean you’re a Model. Find something to eat 🀣

6. Tunde: make I tell u waiting dey happen for VILLAGE. They are the one enjoying bush meat most. πŸ™β˜ΉοΈπŸ™β˜ΉοΈπŸ™

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HAPPINESS IS FREE

An Ijebu Doctor can’t find a job after graduation and so decided to open a clinic and puts a sign post outside

‘GET TREATMENT FOR
20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k’ .

An Ijesha Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…

Ijesha Lawyer:
“I have lost my sense of taste”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Nurse Bola, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

Ijesha Lawyer:
“Ugh..this is kerosene”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”

The annoyed Ijesha Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Ijesha Lawyer:
“I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Nurse Yetunde, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Ijesha Lawyer (annoyed):
“This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”

The fuming Ijesha Lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Ijesha Lawyer:
“My eyesight has become very weak”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
The Ijesha Lawyer (staring at the cash):
“But this is 20k,
not 100k”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”

You can’t beat an ijebu man.

Don’t laugh alone, put a smile on someone’s face by
sharing. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Eweso o dede omo Alare!
Aseyi s’amodun ooo…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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