1. Police escort NEPA go cut another police station light…

This sweet die

2. A good wife deserve a car key while
A responsible husband deserve respect 🀷🀷 Are u with me πŸ€” 😎?

Should I loud it?

3. Apart from money can’t buy you happiness, abeg which other poor man’s quote do you know?? 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

4. Work hard, get paid, buy fried rice and chicken, open it in a bus and let everybody smell your success.

You have suffered too much.

5. If King Evanz insults Nigerians with a Rap song….

Which artiste in Nigeria can we look up to for revenge? πŸ€”πŸ€” πŸ€”

6. If you are asked to sing any song of Jompaul word for word without error. What song are you singing?

7. Boy: From the day I met you, I’m
not able to eat.
Girl: How sweet, so you are madly in
LOVE with me.
Boy: SHUT UP! You made my past days bitter, No happiness πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. My cousin stole 20k from his Dad & gave me 5k to keep quiet. When I was about leaving, I heard my Uncle telling his wife that someone stole the 20k he wanted to give me. And you’re telling me not to talk?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. Someone will post his or her pics and will say how do I look?
You no get mirror for house? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. One great lesson I learned in my life…There’s no market for your emotions, so never advertise your feelings. Probably, …just show your attitude…πŸ€”

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