MR AZEEZ OLADIMEJI FATAI (JAGABAN).

 

JOKES 

1 Tunde, Habeeb, Shade… If you cant mention 2 to 3 courses that you did in your school when you were there…. My brother/sister you no go school oooo.

I come in peace. 馃し馃徑鈥嶁檧锔忦煠佛煆解嶁檧锔忦煠佛煆解嶁檧锔忦煠佛煆解嶁檧锔忦煠佛煆解嶁檧锔忦煠佛煆解嶁檧锔忦煠佛煆解嶁檧锔忦煠佛煆解嶁檧锔忦煠佛煆解嶁檧锔忦煠佛煆解嶁檧锔

2. Every kitchen in Nigeria has a pot without handle

It’s in the constitution 馃槀馃う鈥嶁檪锔

3. Deaf man go computer village go steal airpod馃槜馃檭

Things dey sha馃槀馃槀馃挃馃槜

4. Husband and his wife went for a divorce at court.馃ぃ

Judge: you have three kids….How will you decide them?
They had long conversation with his wife and said “Ok sir we will come next year with one more 馃榾

Joke doesn’t end here
9months later….they got twins 馃槀馃槀馃ぃ馃ぃ

5. Fiancee: stingy
Fiance: stingy

We go see rice chop for una wedding atall馃槒馃檲

6. Even if i had chop indomie before, I won’t do that again, my sister can you do without it?

I dey watch you oooo….
馃檨馃檨馃檨馃檨馃檨馃檨馃檨

 

FACTS
NIGERIA’S 36 STATES & FCT RANKED IN ORDER OF LAND SURFACE AREA (KM虏)

1. Niger State 76,363KM虏
2. Borno State 70,898KM虏
3. Taraba State 54,473KM虏
4. Kaduna State 46,053KM虏
5. Bauchi State 45,837KM虏
6. Yobe State 45,502KM虏
7. Zamfara State 39,762KM虏
8. Adamawa State 36,917KM虏
9. Kwara State 36,825KM虏
10. Kebbi State 36,800KM虏
11. Benue State 34,059KM虏
12. Plateau State 30,913KM虏
13. Kogi State 29,833KM虏
14. Oyo State 28,454KM虏
15. Nasarawa State 27,117KM虏
16. Sokoto State 25,973KM虏
17. Katsina State 24,192KM虏
18. Jigawa State 23,154KM虏
19. Cross River State 20,156KM虏
20. Kano State 20,131KM虏
21. Gombe State 18,768KM虏
22. Edo State 17,802KM虏
23. Delta State 17,698KM虏
24. Ogun State 16,762KM虏
25. Ondo State 15,500KM虏
26. Rivers State 11,077KM虏
27. Bayelsa State 10,773KM虏
28. Osun State 9,251KM虏
29. Federal Capital Territory 7,315KM虏
30. Enugu State 7,161KM虏
31. Akwa Ibom State 7,081KM虏
32. Ekiti State 6,353KM虏
33. Abia State 6,320KM虏
34. Ebonyi State 5,670KM虏
35. Imo State 5,530KM虏
36. Anambra State 4,844KM虏
37. Lagos State 3,345KM虏

Anambra + Enugu + Abia + Imo + Ebonyi = 29,525KM虏

Kogi = 29,833KM虏

Ogun + Oyo + Osun + Ondo + Ekiti = 76,320KM虏
Lagos = 3,345KM虏

Niger alone = 76,363KM虏

Niger State = Entire Southwest States – Lagos

The entire Southeast
is a little less than Kogi State only.

Just for our record

The North Has enough land for ranching and cattle colony.

 

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