1. Can you imagine that Bimbo’s mum slapped her today simply becos she wanted to arrange the meat inside the pot in alphabetical order.
2. Apart from Gari, what else do Nigerians taste before buying? 🤔🤔🤔
Don’t pretend as if you don’t know o. 😏
3. seller: Oga, Ur #50naira no good o
Me: (Tearing Gala) so How we go take do am now? 🤷♀😂
4. Dating me and putting me as your profile picture is not enough baby…..
_I want to be on your ID card_
5. Ur mates are saying leave my office you’re saying leave my boyfriend 🙄🤦
You’re a mumu girl 😂
6. Black man can denying everything
_Me : Babe this child looks like you_
Him : Even my brother looks like me, but I’m not his father
7. For all the girls that say All guys are the same
_Who told you to try them ALL._
8. I saw a book titled “how to solve 50% of your problems.” I bought 2(two) to make it 100%.
Wisdom will not kill me 😂😂😂
9. If i have offended you in anyway, pls find a place in your street let’s fight… I hate nonsense😂😂😂😂😂😂
10. Please don’t borrow anybody money in the next few months, let them not use your money to remove valentine belle