JOKES

1. Can you imagine that Bimbo’s mum slapped her today simply becos she wanted to arrange the meat inside the pot in alphabetical order.

Why nah???
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2. Apart from Gari, what else do Nigerians taste before buying? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
Don’t pretend as if you don’t know o. 😏

3. seller: Oga, Ur #50naira no good o

Me: (Tearing Gala) so How we go take do am now? πŸ€·β€β™€πŸ˜‚

4. Dating me and putting me as your profile picture is not enough baby…..
_I want to be on your ID card_
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5. Ur mates are saying leave my office you’re saying leave my boyfriend πŸ™„πŸ€¦

You’re a mumu girl πŸ˜‚

6. Black man can denying everything
_Me : Babe this child looks like you_
Him : Even my brother looks like me, but I’m not his father
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7. For all the girls that say All guys are the same
_Who told you to try them ALL._
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8. I saw a book titled “how to solve 50% of your problems.” I bought 2(two) to make it 100%.
Wisdom will not kill me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. If i have offended you in anyway, pls find a place in your street let’s fight… I hate nonsenseπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. Please don’t borrow anybody money in the next few months, let them not use your money to remove valentine belle
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