MORNING BREAKFAST

1. ๐Ÿ”ฅHustle Oh Make Them No Tell You Say โ€œThe Moment I Saw The Shirt ๐Ÿ‘” , I Knew You Were The One Coming ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2. Chaiii after WEDDING your wife stops sending LOVE TEXT, the only message u receive now is , honey the pampers is 4500,..life no balance o๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

3. Marry a woman that can at least pay Light bills when you are not around, not honey๐Ÿ˜ they have cut our light o….

๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ

4. Never marry a woman who doesn’t like money.. My guy u will die poor. Women are one of the biggest motivation of making money.

My Ladies, i dae lie????
๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ

5. Borrowed some money from first bank that Iโ€™m yet to pay back and last night I saw an elephant ๐Ÿ˜ chasing me in my dream.

6. Girls will tell you “I will let you know when i’m free” just forget it, they’re laying on their bed doing nothing๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. A Friend Bought An IPhone For His Girlfriend, Another Boyfriend Seize The Phone๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. Judge: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.

Accused: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Judge: I wasn’t talking to you. ๐Ÿ˜‚

9. BREAKING NEWS!

A man trying to hang himself heard a gun shot and ran away

Details shortly๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

10. Secondary School teacher: you will know better when you get to higher institution

Lecturer: I believe you were taught in secondary school

Wahala be like season film ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

LORD WE THANK YOU

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