MORNING REFRESHMENTS

1. Chai! 10 Ex πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ

How old are you? 😊 tell me now before I report you to ur parents

2. A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” “A month.” “Why did you wait so long to report it?” “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. Husband: why are u so sad babe?

wife: my phone is on faces recognition lock and it is not recognizing me.

husband: Do make up
🀣🀣

4. Until you are sure of your relationship before you parade it on social media,πŸ€’πŸ˜‹ because you might be posting the wrong person, and be pursuing the right person πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‹πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

5. One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.
The bartender asks the man what he wants.

The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and u she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”…

6. So because I no get money u use my ATM card do ruler πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

7. The Satan that separated handsome men from money is the same Satan that separated beautiful ladies from brains.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘‰πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ˆπŸŒπŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”₯πŸ‘ˆ

But it doesn’t affect people on this website, nawa ooo, I bow for God that created una.

8. Who is the most handsome?

a. Dr. Asakpa S.O
b. Mr Muyiwa Ademola
c. Mr Olumbe Jomiloju

Please kindly send your answer to us.

9. How Gala has managed to still remain at #50 for years now , is something we need to study specially in the uni πŸ₯΄πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

10. Am I the only one who sometimes hide from people owing me so they won’t think I’m bothering them?.

Bonus-
No matter how dark or ugly a lady is, a guy will still call her my sunshine πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

 

 

LORD WE THANK YOU

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