JOKES

1. If Rector is the Head of Polytechnic, then tell me ?

Who is the CEO of this website. …………. ?????

2. Who is still using his/her own follow come phone charger, change your phone if your phone is not good again.

Don’t be dirty ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ

3. If Jompaul love WOOLED CLOTHES and 9ice love wearing GLASSES?

I am coming…..

4. Not Everything Is Village People ooo…. How Can You Wear Glo T-Shirt To Mtn Office For Job Interview ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

5. Translation 101:

English: Tina is a witch
Yoruba: Argentina

English: Enemies exist
Yoruba: Ottawa

English: The king has the Corona virus
Yoruba: Obanikoro

English: We are dead, we insulted Barca
Yoruba: Atiku Abubakar

English: I will turn a monkey into a nation
Ibadan: Insubordination

English: She is twerking at us
Ibadan: In judicial

English: I don’t have a chair
Ibadan: Initial

English: Iโ€™ll hang the net.
Ibadan: Internet

English: I haven’t seen you
Ibadan: Interior

English: I will jump
Ibadan: Info

English: I’m not sure
Ibadan: Insure

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

6. That boy that tampered with your money will soon come back for restitution because Heaven is real.

๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ

7. A student was asked to define money, he said money is the root of all evils.

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

8a. Dr. (Mrs) Korter G. O that is how to write it, incase if you don’t know.

b. God loves me, you, tunde, bimbo, Jare, in short God loves everybody equally โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š

9. If C + O2 = CO2

Contact us if you are interested in Organic Chemistry Competition.

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

10. Don’t be to Holy, I use to tell you this but when last do you read your Bible or Quran?

 

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