JOKES

1. Ladies, if you want to make it in life,
Always eat Focus biscuits only.

Sorry, i mean Focus. πŸ™ˆ
This my keyboard has learnt bad thingπŸ˜πŸšΆπŸƒπŸƒ

2. My ex-friend when i heard one tried to humiliate me by telling his friends I was terribleπŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚
Imagine his surprise when they all disagreed.
Me I don’t understand ooo!πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
Cos ayam innocent πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ

3. lf you see a tall guy or lady, you will say brother tunde or sister shade but a short guy like MC CLEMENT or like one of our page winner RAMOTALAHI then you will call them by their names.
πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

Mtcheeeeeew ……………………

4. Those of you that doesn’t have microwave at home. How do you wash your clothes πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ

5. If action speaks better than words then why are we studying English instead of Kung fu🚢🏿🍁🍁🍁

6. My sister, please look inside your heart, are you proud of what you are seeing? if yes, let us see tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

7. Ladies be like😁i want a short, dark, handsome and richπŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ…the question is “does that man you’re describing want you?” πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

8. Cleanliness is not difficult, but it is costly.

Am just passing by πŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

9. Never claim you are my friend, you are decieving yourself.

βœ–οΈβœ–οΈβœ–οΈβœ–οΈβœ–οΈβœ–οΈβœ–οΈβœ–οΈ

10. All adoration belongs to Almighty God in Heaven, the giver of all good things.

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

 

ON BEHALF OF THE C.E.O- MRS LYDIA AGBENIKE

 

 

 

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