1. You see that guy who’s replying faster than your boyfriend? He’s also replying slowly to his girlfriend. Stay where you are 😂🤣😜🤭🤣😂
2. Behind every successful man, there Is A Woman. My question Is, Who’s behind unsuccessful Men.. 🤔
3. Lack of money makes all of your problems looks like a spiritual attack 😢😢😁😁😁
4. I wonder who brought the idea of not smiling in passport.. 💔😂😂😂
5. Never wish for all ur enemies to die…
You’ll be surprised to see most of your relatives dead if God chooses to answer your Prayers
6. Don’t kill urself,,some of ur friends are not doing better than u, they just have good camera phones🚶🏻♂🚶🏻♂🚶🏻♂🚶🏻♂
7. You are married and you are still looking for a hot girl…
Go and boil your wife.
8. If your boyfriend says “I will marry you when the time is right” Ask him if he has ever seen a wrong time. Has he ever seen time like 7:69pm? 😁😂
9. Spend am you go see another one na so my account balance take reach #33.2.00 😩
10. So does a second wife have any right to complain that her husband is cheating?
🤫🙄🤐🤪🤔 🤔 🤔
LORD WE THANK YOU.